Such graceful creatures.
The most intense pain in the world is burning yourself on a hot seatbelt buckle
how do we even decide what our favorite colors are, are our brains just like “i like green because yea”
group projects when no one knows what they’re doing
Just saw this on twitter help I can’t stop laughing
EVERY TIME I SEE THIS I START LAUGHING AGAIN
Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.
WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!
i love when dogs sigh. its like, hey bud, long day at the office?
I know of a kid who was in a coma for a week and when he woke up the first thing he did was panic because he had homework due and I think that sums up the American school system pretty well
ok but literally how